What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Because it's month of August.

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why are most people broke?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Tea ?

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What is it like to wear a kilt?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What made you feel disgusted today?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Sure.

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Thank you.

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

Me : I don't drink

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

Me : No

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.